I want Chris to play a psychopathic villain so bad
Because believe me, he would own that role
…and we would ship him with EVERYONE.
ahahahahahahahahahahah *dead* :Q__________________________
Summary: Imagine your OTP pointing guns at each other, tears in their eyes, because they’re both commissioned to kill.
Rating: M because I actually wrote a sex scene after months of not writing sex scenes.
Warnings: Guns and major character death
Author’s Note: For my lovely anon.
“Congratulations, Agent Hummel, we’re proud of you,” Agent Schuester says. As Kurt presses the phone up to his ear, he can almost imagine Schuester beaming.
Kurt’s been waiting for this moment for years. Schuester is known to be hard to please, even when a mission is executed correctly. For so long, he’s tried to get his approval, but, now that it’s here, the moment feels bitter and empty.
“Thank you, sir,” Kurt says, forcing a pleased tone to his voice. If there’s one thing he’s learned while working with the Secret Service, it’s how to act. Still, he’s grateful that Schuester can’t see him.
“I was skeptical at first. Smythe’s infamous for not falling into relationships, and I thought surely you’d fail, but I really have to hand it to you. You made him fall in love. You just have to complete the mission, and I think you’ll find you’re up for promotion. But you didn’t hear it from me.”
Kurt laughs and nods, even though Schuester can’t see him. “Thank you, sir,” he says again.
“All right, I’ll leave you to work. See you tomorrow.”
Kurt hangs up the phone. He stands there for a moment, his head leaning against the wall. He can’t cry; Sebastian can’t know that anything’s wrong.
“Hey, who was that?”
Kurt turns around to see Sebastian, smiling at him. He’s wearing boxers and a white shirt, and, as he stretches up, a bit of his stomach becomes exposed.
“On the phone? C’mon, don’t go dumb on me, babe,” Sebastian says. He moves forward and presses Kurt against the wall. As he tilts Kurt’s chin up, he kisses him. “What’s wrong?”
It was more like lust at first sight.
They’re all bitches. But we all just love them <3
“Hunt, stop staring at me like that.”
Non sto bene!!!
<3 <3 <3
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.
(gifs not mine)
COLFER COKE 5-EVA!!!!
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